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14Aug/083

trapped

My Aunt's birthday celebration is this weekend, so Fae and I are in Lane Bryant...and we're still here.

How can you tell time in a black hole? I've heard 'the first cut is the deepest' by Sheryl Crowe twice now.

Dude...someone shoot me please. Quickly. If I hear that dude singing about 'Sumthin Luscious', I'm going postal.

Someone send in that Coors train to rescue me. Too bad I don't drink anymore...still

SAVE ME!!!

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  1. Mrs.4444
    August 15th, 2008 - 02:52

    I figure if you might “out” me on the Republican thing, I should probably start kissing butt by reading your blog (JUST kidding-liked your sense of humor and thought I’d pop over :)

  2. Mrs.4444
    August 15th, 2008 - 02:53

    Forgot to comment….Lane Bryant?! I don’t even think I could stand it in there. Poor thing…

  3. Mike
    August 15th, 2008 - 14:07

    Dude, you need to read this

    http://unravelingmysteries.com/2008/07/05/left-holding-the-purse/

    My excursions into the world of women and shopping.

    BTW saw your Bo Sox stomping yesterday.


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