What’s UP?!?
It's Monday the 17th of November:
- We're done delivering 301 boxes of cookies to just about every single person on the planet. "Daddy, I want to go for 500 boxes next year!" "Fuck you kid." Yes, I said it. No, I said it to you, the internet, not my daughter. Ya dirty bastards.
- I haven't worked out in weeks. Yeah yeah yeah. How many of you have? HUH?!? Yeah, didn't think so.
- Haloween Candy + Girl Scout Cookies = lazy ass mofo, see previous bullet point. Can you blame me?
- Is my gloom coming through in this post? Yeah, thought so. Shut up Gloomy Matt.
Okay, seriously. I'm actually doing pretty well. I think the bit of gloom is coming from the temperature drop and the fact that Fall, for me, is kind of over. When most of the leaves have fallen, that's kinda it for me. Sure, Thanksgiving is going to be nice - festive event at my parents every year - but it's kind of the last hurrah before christmas season starts.
Is anyone else ready to vomit that you're already seeing christmas holiday decorations and hearing those innane songs already? ALREADY?!? WTF?
Pledges to myself -
- I'm going to work out tomorrow. I swear.
- I'm going to stop dipping into my kids candy bags.
- I will drink more water
- I will read to the kids more
- I will cuddle with my wife and make her tea before bed because I know it means a lot to her. (It does to me too, but don't tell her I like getting her tea).
- I will not obsess about baseball trading during the offseason.
- I will stop using Facebook as an escape because truthfully, I don't give a crap about updating my status everytime I go to the bathroom or go for a walk.
I'd like to take the opportunity to thank everyone who is even thinking green and seriously thank people who are actually doing something about it.
Oh, and if you're for Prop8, you're a ding dong.
November 17th, 2008 - 21:31
Damn – I’m gonna have to kick you for starting up on the resolutions already.
I’m SO not even there. Though, ironically, I’m a bit excited that all the Xmas decorations are coming up – we’ve got an eye on a new blowup. It’s a tie between the pirate ship with Santa and Rudolph, and another one with 4 carolers and a tree.
Hmph… not that we need it. We already have 3 blowups. Psycho? Yes we are – lol
And for one, I guess I’m *not* a ding-dong!
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November 17th, 2008 - 22:23
I plan to do all that tomorrow too. Good think tomorrow never comes!
Prop 8, I am Canadian so I can’t vote but I hear it is to ban same sex marriages. If so it gets 100% of my vote. Call me whatever you want.
November 17th, 2008 - 22:55
MammaDawg – You’re not a dingdong, regardless
I’m just channeling that Alltel commercial 
And stop talking about blowups, it’s disgusting 
Orlund – do it all tomorrow
Today is to early.
Yer not a dingdong, you are 100% entitled to your opinion. Great thing about blogs, leaving comments that bring up comments
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November 18th, 2008 - 14:25
*+Hey Matt —
I totally approve of all of your resolutions. I hope that your next post will tell us how good it felt to get one or two or all or a fraction of any of them done.